So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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