He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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