Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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