did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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