Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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