school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
