When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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