hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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