It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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