you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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