So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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