And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
There's always time for handjobs
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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