Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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