NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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