I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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