yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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