How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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