this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
People in love make me want to vomit
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Of course I have a pirate flag
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
