Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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