So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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