That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he thought i was a dude.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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