I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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