something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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