love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Randomize