Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Two words: blizzard sex
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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