I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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