FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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