that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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