I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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