Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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