I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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