Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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