i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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