Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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