Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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