the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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