Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i now understand why vodka
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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