I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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