I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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