Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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