Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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