but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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