oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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