Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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