i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Send help, water and tortillas.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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