i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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