I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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