its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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Canadian or clown?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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