I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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