you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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