More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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