if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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