Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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