doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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