she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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