I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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